Mustard on the Hedge

I was seriously pissed off with M.I.A for about a month following her decision to retire from music before getting her ass to Ireland and doing the gig I’d paid to see. However I’ve decided that I’m over the disappointment now.

She recorded the song “Paper Planes” for the movie “Pineapple Express“. Although the movie has been out for months now, her song is rising up the Billboard Top 100 charts in the States. Her album Kala is also doing well in the iTunes album download charts (number 7). So perhaps the M.I.A resurgence will lead her to rethink putting on the slippers. No doubt the fact she’s getting this weeks Golden Thong will really seal the deal and see her scampering to the nearest recording studio….here’s hoping! Check out “Paper Planes” here:

This weeks Silver Mullet goes to the cold sore on the face of humanity that is Tila Tequila. First she praises herself for being the key driver behind legalised gay marriage in California (tool) and then, after her show finally comes to an end, she is already out seeking the next gravy train. Apparently she’s been peddling her wares (which must be a gizzillionth-hand at this stage) to millionaire airess Courtenay Semel (daughter of Terry Semel, CEO of Yahoo!). That chick is nasty. Hopefully Yahoo’s millions will have bought Semel some common sense and she’ll stear well clear.